I puked a lego.
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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