She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
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