SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
I have feelings that need drinking.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
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