i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
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