zippers are such a cool invention
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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