Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
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