ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
I will be naked everywhere
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
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