Kareoke will never be a sober sport
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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