Kareoke will never be a sober sport
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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