Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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