So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
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