I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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