I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
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