You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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