I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
You need Xanax blowdarts
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
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