i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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