My room smells like vodka and shame
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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