i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
Randomize
