If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
Randomize
