return my video game
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
I got married tonight..
I'd like to first of all congratulate you on your marriage. Secondly, probably one of the best drunk texts I've ever received. Unless you were sober, then that text was awkward.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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