I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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