I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
Do plants get herpes?
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