we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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