what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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