4 words: hood of his car
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
You're earring is so big in my mouth
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
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