I like to think it a success when the cops are called
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
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