Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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