guys are not supposed to queef...right?
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
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