He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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