we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
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