Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
Randomize
