my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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