I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
Randomize