Pants 0. Shit 1.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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