It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
Okay so I just had a really great idea
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