Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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