There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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