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so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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