he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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