fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
I think your dad took our porno
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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