My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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