How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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