So I have $4.22 in my bank account, just wrote a check for a tooth brush from quikmart, and bought a 25 cent condom from the bathroom. i don't know whats more sad, my bank account or the fact that i'm entrusting my entire future to a condom machine that was probably last filled in 1970
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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