Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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