Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
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