I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
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