Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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