so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
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