There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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