It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
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