So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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