You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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