So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
Randomize
